Make up

So.... I'm looking.. well, lurking, people that post their hospital photos on line, like, right after the birth of their little babies. It's so freaking adorable. But, I have to say this..... I'm goin in with make up on. And, I'm aware that pregnant women are tired and hot and blah blah blah... I know. I'm pregnant too. I also know that it takes me 5 minutes to put on some make up, and you can bet your bottom dollar that I will have at least eye liner and mascara, and cute toenail polish on when my baby sees me for the first time, and LJ will be wearing a Michigan shirt. We need to show the baby what's up. Start them young--that's my motto. Plus, those pictures are around for people to see..... I'm too vain to look like I don't have eyes. And yeah, whatever. I'm sure everyone has weird quirks. This is just one of mine. So shut it.

I'm really hoping I don't poo during the delivery. Then the make up would just be pointless. The rest of this kids life, it's gonna be like " mom, you suck. You pooed on my head."